Dear Santa,

Please bring me a new bankroll. I tried to be a good boy all year with the one I had. I even grew it quite well. But family life being synonymous with unexpected bills, most of that roll got cashed out to pay for things like car repairs, toys and home appliances. And then I got a little naughty and played badly. As a result, I lost what I didn't spend.

I've learned my lesson. If you bring me a new roll, I promise to treat it with care and respect.

If not, I understand. But in that case, would you mind playing a little heads-up under the tree Christmas Eve?

evilbilly