... God!

4:00 p.m. -- Blogger tournament begins!

4:01 p.m. -- I'm done. I made a full house, he made a bigger one, end of story.

Busted out the very first hand. And I wasn't even the first. One other unfortunate sap went out ahead of me.

This truly, remarkably sucks something awful. If I wasn't so busy laughing at myself, I'd probably cry.