Friday, April 28, 2006

F*ck yeah, I'm bitter

I wonder if Cafe Press would let me print up a t-shirt that says that?

I know, I know, it's been over a week since I've posted. It's just one more area in my life right now where I am sadly lacking.

I am so stressed right now, and I not exactly certain why. Except that my workload has increased substantially over the past couple of weeks. And it's about to get worse with the impending departure of yet another key member of our staff. And there's no shortage of people lined up to tell me how to do my job. Or to point out every minor mistake.

And I can't forget that a person who I thought was one of my very best friends has absolutely treated me like dirt. Maybe I misjudged the extent of our friendship. I guess I must have misinterpreted what he meant when, a couple of weeks before the betrayal, he said to me, "You know, you're pretty much my best friend." I suppose the "pretty much" in that sentence must have qualifed the meaning to mean, "I will bail on you at the first opportunity, despite the fact that I came to you practically begging for a job and you went out on a limb to get me one and even tried to put me on a fast track toward advancement. I will tell you what you want to hear to your face and only tell others when I'm having a problem. And even though I know you went out of your way to convince your superiors I was well worth taking another chance on, I will not only fall way short of expectations, I'll completely disappear with no word other than a vague email, only to reappear a few weeks later working for one of your competitors, leaving you to look like a complete ass in front of your bosses."

With friends like that, who needs brutal anal rape?

But this is ostensibly a poker blog, and I'm letting far too much of "other life" creep in. I suppose that's appropriate, since it's been that "other life" that has kept me away for the past few days.

But brutal anal rape would be an entirely appropriate segue to talking about poker, which is why I'm not really chomping at the bit to embark on that topic. Let's just say that my time at the tables the past week has not been satisfying.

Hopefully, I will be over this funk I'm in soon, and I will return to my old regular self. I'm going to extend my break through this weekend, and then I'll attempt to resurrect my efforts at poker punditry. See you then.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Gotta see a man about a HORSE

There's been so much talk about HORSE lately that I decided to finally dive in last night and see what it was all about. Full Tilt Poker is pretty much ahead of the curve on this one, as they have plenty of HORSE tournaments and even SNGs.

Now, if you've been under a rock and have no idea what HORSE is, it's a mixed game, or a tournament that changes games every blind level. The first level is limit hold'em, followed by limit Omaha/8, then razz, then seven-card stud, and finally seven-card stud eights or better. Then after level five, you go back and start the whole thing all over again. HORSE is considered the true test of a cardplayer's abilities, because it forces you to apply your skills to different games. And in this year's WSOP, they've added a $50,000 HORSE event this year, which in my mind makes it the true championship event.

Personally, it's not an ideal lineup for me. For one, my limit game is unbelievably rusty. I started out playing limit hold'em and was quite good at it at one time. However, since I converted to no-limit hold'em, I'm the biggest donkey at the table when the game is limit. Needless to say, I didn't do well that first level. In fact, I managed to bleed off half my starting chips.

Secondly, I don't like stud. Never have. As a direct result, I suck at it. And this tournament structure meant playing stud 40 percent of the time.

I was happy when level two began and we got to Omaha. First hand in, it was immediately apparent that there was not much Omaha experience at the table, when the betting was capped and nobody folded. I managed to double up just taking the low end of the pot, although I would have scooped the whole thing had the river not brought the flush card. When level three brought razz, I went on a tear and was soon the chip leader after taking three straight pots. I stayed chip leader nearly the rest of the way, but ran into trouble when we ran through the stud levels the second time around. I tried to fold my way through them, but ultimately finished third.

Still, cashing in my first HORSE tournament was nice, even if my net profit was only $2.50. And, truth be told, despite the preponderance of stud, I actually had a lot of fun playing. Switching up games makes the game far more interesting, and it adds the challenge of surviving your weak spots while making the most of your strengths.

Other than that, I've mostly been back to playing razz (seven-card crack) these days, and I've managed to avoid sinking into that pit of despair that is so common to razz players ... so far. I am well aware that the beatings that razz puts on a player makes no one immune from the suffering it inflicts, but I've been having fun so far. Undoubtedly, that has a lot to do with the many, many people who have no clue how to play the game who have been populating the tables I've been at. I mean, when I sit down and see someone with an exposed king bringing in for the full amount, the warm fuzzies just flow through me. For instance, I played one hand where I had a wheel in my first five cards, I'm betting the entire way, and the fellow to my left, with the pair of queens exposed, was only more than happy to call the entire way. I swear, I could actually feel a lump in my throat when he called that river bet, and felt tears welling up in my eyes when, immediately after the hand was done, he left the table in shame.

Poker Headlines - Wedneday, April 19


Go for both best, worst hands in Hi-Lo split poker - Detroit News

World Poker Tour Ships for PSP - IGN PSP

Sarasota commission supports poker room - The Herald-Tribune

New poker machine tax agreement a benefit for some clubs - Camden Haven Courier

Exchange club plays poker for charity - Carmel Topics

Bluff Poker Radio Expands Broadcast - Rolling Good Times
Manchester United Star Shies Away from Charity Poker Tournament - Poker 777

Three Card Poker to Air on GSN - CardPlayer.com

Ace in the pack for poker firm - The Herald

Poker players flock to PartyGaming - Register

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Giddiness

You know that feeling, right? It's when you're playing online and you're allowed to limp in with pocket 4s. Then, while you're waiting your turn, you maybe check your email or something, so that part of the table is obscured when the flop comes down, and all you can see is a king and an 8, so you think to yourself, "Unless that third card is a 4, I don't want any part of that board." Of course, you know in your heart that it won't be a 4. But then when it's your turn and you bring the table back to the front, you see that not only is that third card a 4, but there's been a bet and a raise in front of you.

Good stuff, that.

But for true "giggle like a schoolgirl on ecstasy" euphoria, you have to have pocket 4s again and make a foolish move like call all-in with them, only to see your opponent turn over pocket kings, and then watch as the flop comes Q44. It's especially satisfying when your opponent types "F*CK YOU" in all caps right before he leaves the table.

Those are two hands that I've played lately, leading me to believe that pocket 4s are unbeatable. Of course, having said that, I had better never play them again, because they are now destined to fail spectacularly.

I can't explain why I called on the second hand, except that it was the first hand of a five-person SNG, a guy pushed all-in ($1,500) into a $30 pot and I just figured he was full of crap. But even if he was, I still should have folded, because I would have only been in good shape against 33, 22 or 23. Even against something terrible like 95, I would only be a coinflip favorite. But someone once said that hold'em often boils down to making the wrong move at the right time.

Poker Headlines - Tuesday, April 18


Puggy Pearson, poker innovator, dies at 77 - The Monterey County Herald

$15M pot brings out poker faces - USA Today

PartyGaming flush thanks to poker sign-ups - Guardian Unlimited

Online Poker at Halftime? Works for Arenas - ABC News

Is Poker Losing Its First Flush? - New York Times

Paris Hilton Flirts with Poker Craze - Online Poker News

High stakes poker for locals - Daily News Journal

Shuffle Master, Inc. Announces Airdates for Its Three Card Poker National Championship Television Program - Business Wire via Yahoo! Finance

Stars of Poker - Something Jewish

Woman who made her children play strip poker pleads guilty to sex assault - 9 News Denver

£1.7bn fortune propels online poker tycoon on to Asian rich list - Independent Sun

Friday, April 14, 2006

Good call = wrong move?

Watching the Doyle Brunson North American Championship on the World Poker Tour the other night, one hand really hit home for me, causing me to revisit a dilemma I have never been able to adequately answer for myself.

The hand involved Gavin Smith and Minh Ly, after it got down to three-handed. Dan Harrington had the chip lead, while Minh and Gavin were virtually equal in chips. Gavin made a standard open-raise with A7s. Acting next, Minh pushed all-in with K8o. Harrington was out and Gavin faced a decision for nearly all of his chips (he would have just barely enough to cover the big blind if he called and lost).

Gavin thought for awhile, examined his opponent, kept thinking, took one last look and finally called. Now, this call would be considered very questionable, but I have to give Gavin credit for being able to read Minh. Watching the show, I felt that it was very easy to read Minh at that stage of the tournament. I know, that sounds silly, especially since watching on television I could see the cards and knew what everyone was holding. But if you happen to see this episode again, compare Minh's body language on his bluffs to his body language when he held pocket aces. There is a world of difference there, and I have to think Gavin, as good as he is, could see it. I'm not saying Minh is a bad player or anything like that. Anyone who can start with nothing play $2-4 and work his way up to the big game at the Bellagio has to have a level of talent I can only dream of someday possessing. It's just at that stage of the tournament, whether it was stress or exhaustion, I believe Minh was wearing the strength of his hand on his face.

Back to the hand, Mike Sexton was ecstatic, saying something to the effect that, regardless to how the hand played out, Gavin made a brilliant read and a brilliant call. But did he?

I don't really know the answer myself, but let's look at the facts. Gavin held a very marginal hand, although three-handed I don't think he made a mistake open-raising with it. And I can't say that Minh made the wrong move by pushing all-in with his hand, since his bet should have been enough to push out just the type of hand Gavin held, absent a good read. But my questions arise when examining Gavin's play.

First, we have to acknowledge that Gavin was ahead in the hand, an almost 2-to-1 favorite as it turns out. (It would be closer to 3-2 based just on unseen cards, but Dan had folded one of Minh's outs when he threw away his K9.) We have to also assume that Gavin was reasonably certain he was ahead in the hand, given his prolonged study of Minh and eventual call. But does being ahead warrant a call?

I think Gavin would have to also know that Minh had him "middled" -- two cards between Gavin's. Assuming he was certain Minh did not have a pair, he would have to know that, in the worst case scenario -- in Minh held a suited connector above seven (and of course not the same suit as Gavin's) -- Gavin would only be a little better than a coin-flip favorite (roughly 55-44 by my calculator). As it turned out, the hands matched up to be the best possible lead without dominating Minh, 62-37.

Regardless of how good Gavin's read on Minh was, I do not believe he could have known with any certainty that Minh didn't hold a suited connector. His read was more likely something like, "I am almost certain he doesn't have a pair or an ace, therefore I am ahead and I should call."

But how far ahead should you be before you risk your entire tournament? The people who write the poker books will tell you that if you can make a bet when you have an advantage, regardless of how thin that edge is, you should always take it. You will lose and you might even have a bad run in which you lose more than you win for a time, but "over the long run" you will make an enormous profit.

While that rationale may be logically sound, that doesn't necessarily make it true.

Or, in other words, just because it's universally true, doesn't mean that it is always particularly true.

At the risk of committing poker heresy, I have to disagree with the concept of "pushing every edge" in certain real-world applications. Mathematical concepts might be "true" in the most broad sense of the term, but that doesn't mean their application is always correct.

As an example, think of Newton's law that an object in motion stays in motion, at the same velocity and direction, unless and until acted upon by an outside force. Solid concept, but not applicable for us earthlings. When you throw a ball into the sky, it doesn't continue into space. Newton's law isn't wrong. In fact, it is working perfectly, because there are outside forces at work on the ball, mostly gravity. The point of the example isn't that the fundamental truth is wrong, but that it doesn't apply in our real world setting, because we will never see that object remain in motion in perpetuity.

Similarly, the "law" that you should always take a bet when you have any edge only really applies when you have an unlimited bankroll. Now, to take one extreme, if you have a million-dollar bankroll and sit in a $10 max NLHE game, you pretty much have an unlimited bankroll and, over time, you will eventually make a lot of money. But to go to another extreme, suppose you are offered a bet in which you are a 51-49 favorite. By our law of gambling, you should take that bet every time it is offered. But suppose your cost for losing the bet is your house. How willing are you to take that bet? If you win, which you will do "most" of the time, then great. But if you lose the first bet, which you will do almost, but not quite, as often, you're homeless.

Essentially, that is the decision Gavin Smith faced when Minh Ly pushed all in. In fact, that is exactly the decision. The difference between first and third place was roughly $700,000, which would buy my house several times over. If he had laid down the hand, there is no guarantee he would have made first or even second, but he would have still been competitive. However, playing the hand and losing would make it virtually certain that he would finish third, making $327,000. And let's not forget that calling and winning would assure him of finishing at least second ($620,000), since Minh would have been knocked out.

So, when you boil it all down, Gavin's decision was whether to wager $300,000 (prize money, not chips) on a probable 3-2 favorite at best.

That's not to mention risking the possibility of winning $700,000 more. And this is not a situation in which, if you lose, you simply wait for the next chance to make the same bet. This is a one-time shot.

I have to salute Gavin for reading his opponent correctly and then having the guts to follow through on his read. But I don't know that I could have made that call. Given how recklessly Minh had been pushing his entire stack into the pot, I'm pretty certain that I would have folded, choosing to wait for a better spot to make a stand, certain that I could double through him when the right situation presented itself. I'm not saying I'm right or he's right. I don't know.

Of course, he's made two final tables so far this season, while I have trouble lately cashing in a SNG, so maybe that should be your guide.

Now, I'm not judging the call based on the way the hand turned out. Notice, I've not mentioned the outcome once.

And I'm not saying that he made a mistake mathematically. Given a sufficient bankroll, I would certainly make the same call every time I had a chance. But this was not an unlimited bankroll situation. It was a live-or-die moment.

This is the biggest question I have about poker. Is it ever right to fold when you know you are ahead, but in extreme danger? In Omaha, that can certainly be the case. You can be ahead in the hand, but your opponent can have so many draws that you are actually behind mathematically. That's not generally the case in hold'em (the only situation I can think of is pair vs. smaller pair with an open-ended straight flush draw), but I still cannot help but wonder when I flop a good hand and my opponent pushes all-in and, based on my knowledge of the player, I KNOW he is semi-bluffing with a flush draw with two cards to come, should I throw away my hand? I know that, over time with an unlimited bankroll, I should pray my opponent is that stupid and call with glee every single time. But I have never been in an unlimited bankroll situation. My losses are all still very real and very painful to me.

Granted, that is because I tend to play at limits that are too high for the money I have. I can't help it, or at least I haven't been able to so far. I've never known the luxury of having 100 or 200 buy-ins. When my bankroll gets to the point that I have three or four buy-ins for the limit I'm playing, I feel the need to move up. That's not healthy, for my wallet or my psyche, and it's definitely something I need to work on. But the way things are now, when I get to that three or four buy-in level, I start getting too comfortable and that leads me to engage in sloppy play. It's a situation where I am damned if I do and damned if I don't. If I move up, I put myself at risk of going broke during one bad session. If I don't, I get careless and I lose anyway. The answer, of course, is patience, something I seem to have in starting hand selection and picking spots, but which I have been unsuccessful putting into practice when it comes to game selection. I know this is true, and I also know that it is the single-biggest factor that keeps me from becoming the winning player I know I can be. If I want to become a long-term consistent winner, I have to avoid putting myself in short bankroll situations. Hopefully, it is something I can learn to conquer. I just wish someone would tell me how.

The extreme examples I noted earlier -- the million-dollar bankroll in a $10 max NLHE game vs. betting your house with a 51-49 edge -- are just that, extreme. We're not likely to find ourselves in those situations. Most of the time, we're going to be somewhere in the middle.

But in a tournament, when facing a call for all or nearly all of your chips, when the difference between winning and losing that one hand means a significant amount of money, we are much closer to the example of betting the house with a small advantage. That is something that should scare the hell out of poker players, or at least small bankroll players like myself, because we face it far more often than we would like to believe.

On the other side of the coin, we cannot allow fear of going broke to paralyze us from calling every time it is possible we face a coin flip. At some point, you just have to say screw the danger and push forward, much like Gavin did. He made the correct read and followed through with a gutsy call. The only thing that could be suspect is his timing. I cannot question how he played the hand, but when. Risking $300,000 prize money in a probable 3-2 situation? I can't say I agree with that.

Lord, I think this is longest post I've ever written. I had better quit now before I cause a worldwide word shortage and we end up paying $3 a gallon for vowels. But, of course, we can't wrap up without a look at the news.

Poker Headlines - Friday, April 14


Mt. Pleasant police cite 22 in poker raid - The Post and Courier

Aggressiveness is key in heads-up poker - Asbury Park Press

Poker - Norwalk Advocate

Macintosh Poker Players Get New Options - PR Web via Yahoo! News

Community Work Force Holding Poker Tournament - KLTV Texas

Industry Index Shows That Poker's Popularity Remains on the Rise - SYS-CON Media

Thursday, April 13, 2006

'Not even fifth best at this table'

Great story in the Las Vegas Sun today previewing the second season of the best poker show on television, High Stakes Poker. Apparently, the table talk is getting meaner. Here's the story:

Watch for some fireworks in second season of 'High Stakes Poker

I don't know what it is about poker pros being catty with one another that interests me, but it does.

Otherwise, it's still a pretty uneventful time for me on the poker front. Still haven't played anything except the Spades Lounge freerolls, and I'm still sucking at those. I know, I know, I said earlier that, even though I hadn't made the money, I was still playing pretty well in those. But, damn it, not cashing is not cashing, and it sucks.

One of these evenings, though, I'm going to get a big stack and NOT get bored and implode trying to be cute. Then, watch out, because that $13 will be mine.

Poker Headlines - Thursday, April 13


Recap of World Poker Classic $2,000 No-Limit Hold'em Tournament - CardPlayer.com

Golf, Poker and the ‘Fossilman’ - Southern Pines Pilot

Poker Movie: The American Dream Has 'No Limit' - PokerNews.com

'Calvin Ayre's Wild Card Poker' To Debut April 15th - PokerNews.com

Area poker player wins drawing - Public Opinion

Chuck Blount's weekly poker column - The Shelby Star

Poker goes extreme - The Canton Repository

Win a Seat at the World Series of Poker Ladies Event at Poker.com - PR Web via Yahoo! News

Poker Life Magazine takes the purse, Canbet $50,000 free roll ... - Sports911.com

Poker Doctor: A Joe and Hobby Poker Fiction - Poker Player Online

Full Tilt Poker Puts $10 Million on the Table - Online Casino News

NBC Sports Heads-Up Poker comes to Verizon Wireless customers - PDA Tracker

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Another reason to play the Spades Lounge freerolls

Just logged on to Spades Lounge. Took a look at the $100 freeroll that started at 1 p.m. today and pays 20 places. Only 30 people played.

Alas, I was called away today and ended up missing my best chance for cashing in a tournament. Bummer.

Not that it's a big deal. First only pays $13, while the bottom spots pay $2. But I've played in four or five of them so far, and fewest players I've encountered has been 150. I ended up 35th in that one trying to get aggressive because I thought people would be tightening up and trying to get into the money. I was wrong.

But still ... bummer.

FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ THIS WEEK: "Here I am, all set to blog, actually looking forward to the experience, and fucking Blogger decides to take a day off to watch porn and huff glue, a combination that could get awfully messy if you don't know what you're doing." -- The Obituarium

Spades Lounge now holding freerolls

Sorry to disappear the last few days, but I really needed a bit of a break. It might be hard to believe, but sometimes spitting out words on a regular basis can be a bit of a chore.

There's some good news for those of you waiting for the opening of Spades Lounge. As mentioned earlier, they are currently in beta testing. During this time, they are holding three freerolls daily, at 1, 6 and 10 p.m. EDT. This is a chance to get in and win some money to play with once they do open.

I've had a chance to play in a couple of these, and they are quite soft. They only pay 20 places, but I have yet to see one with 175 players. In addition, it seems that about 60-70 percent of the field signs up, then never shows up to play. The most live players I've had at a table so far is four. However, the software doesn't really show who is a live player and who is posting and folding. Basically, you just have to look for the people folding their unraised big blinds. I've been able to use this to my advantage and have done pretty well in the tournaments, although I have yet to cash. Stealing blinds from auto players can get a bit tedious, and I invariably get bored and try to run over the live players too. I'll build a big stack and then do something like push with 2-2, only to get called by Q-Q.

Spades Lounge is really starting to grow on me. At first, I thought the interface was somewhat bland, but now I appreciate it for its simplicity. And the software seems to be getting more stable. It runs a little clunky on my 500 mhz G3 iMac, but runs fine on a 933 mhz G4 or a 1.8 ghz PC.

There are still some oddities, though. The biggest is how they treat the dealer button. At their tables, the dealer receives the first card, instead of the last. I don't know that it really matters, but it's strange.

Anyway, if you've already signed up for
Spades Lounge or you're thinking about doing so, now might be a good time to download the software and start playing in these freerolls. Once this beta test period ends, they will be starting up the aforementioned evilbilly Friday Night Freerolls, as well as the $40,000 grand opening freerolls. You will certainly want to try out the software a couple of times and get used to it before those start up.

Poker Headlines - Wednesday, April 12


WORLD POKER TOUR World Championship(TM) Features Match Up of WPT Millionaires - Largest Gathering of Poker Millionaires - PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance

Ramdin Wins $1.3 Million at Foxwoods Poker Classic - Rolling Good Times

Absolute Poker Honors Frequent Players with New VIP Rewards - PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance

CelebPoker.com Announces Its Poker Software is Now Available in Four Languages Including German, Spanish, Turkish and English - PR Web via Yahoo! News

Online Casino Turns Up the Heat with Strip Poker - Online Casino Reports

Binion's American Poker Player Championship™ Maintains Legendary Tradition - PR Web via Yahoo! News

World Poker Tour Has Gone Gold For PSP - GameInfoWire

Monday, April 10, 2006

Poker Headlines - Monday, April 10

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Short and sweet

No time to execute maximum verbosity today (How often in this day and age do you see a Zork reference?), so I will pretty much have to just post the headlines and run. But before I do, how about that Josh Schlein kid on the WPT last night? The boy was just sick! VVP even made a reference to Stu Ungar in describing his way to get into his opponents' heads. Even Freddy Deeb seemed somewhat rattled before pulling out the win. It will be interesting to see if he can continue to be successful.

But, I've got to run. Here's the news:

Poker Headlines - Thursday, March 6


Chuck Blount: New poker rooms, bigger business and an Arctic chill - San Antonio Express

To Do: Crash Exclusive Poker Party - Wonkette

Purple Lounge and Quintessentially create poker-lifestyle partnership - ATE On-line

Poker Pro Wins $700,000 Residence at the W Las Vegas Poker Invitational - PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

God, I'm stupid

And for many, many reasons. Here's a couple of the most recent:

(1) After the news hit yesterday about World Poker Exchange going rake-free, I got excited. I started thinking how that could attract a lot of players, so I immediately went to their website, looking for how to join their affiliate program.

I hoping some of you haven't seen the discrepancy yet, because that would certainly make me feel better. If so, here's the DUH! moment. Rake-free poker means no poker revenue, means no revenue share, means no money for affiliates.

Yeah, I probably was the only one who didn't catch that right off the bat.

(2) Blew the bankroll again yesterday, not that it amounted to very much. It sucks to suck at poker.

I'm not going to bore anyone with the gory details. Suffice to say I knew it was time to take a break, I started taking the break, but then I went back to the tables before I was ready.

My game is in such a miserable place right now, it would be easy to just say, "F*ck it, I'm done." But I know I won't do that. I really, really need to just step away for a good long while, get my head straightened out and not return until I'm good and ready.

John "Johnny Quads" Wenzel, in his first column as editor-in-chief for Poker Pro Magazine, wrote one sentence that really hit home for me and cast the game in a light I hadn't examined it from before. Describing the game of poker, he wrote, "It is a game of mathematical certainty over time, but complete chaos during any given hand."

My problem right now is that I am lost in the chaos, unable to see the certainty.

It really is the whole "can't see the forest for the trees" kind of thing, but I like to think of poker as being a combination of two related but very distinct games -- a big game and a little game, if you will -- surrounded by a cloud of distraction.

The big game concerns your habits, how you play over the long term. This is what you are studying when you learn about starting hands, pot odds, statistics, etc. This part of the game is so big that it is invisible to many players. It is the plate tectonics of poker -- slow-moving and imperceptible, but very real, with very deep impact on your long-term success.

The little game, on the other hand, is all about putting together the pieces of the puzzle in a given hand. It is most evident when you are staring across the table at an opponent who has just presented you with a difficult decision and you are performing the mental gymnastics that will determine your next move. This is what you are studying when you are learning about tells and the psychology of poker.

The key to being a winning player is to find the balance. If you are too much of a big game player, other players will eat you alive by consistently pushing you off the best hand. If you are too much of a little game player, your play will be so erratic and obvious to better players that they will bide their time and then bury you at the proper moment.

And then there is the distraction, which is everything about the game that is neither the big game nor the little game, but which can have a huge impact on your game. That includes side bets, your physical and mental comfort level, the relationships you have with the other players, alcohol and drugs, "having fun," and, most surprisingly, money. If your concentration is focused too much on any of these things, even the money, especially the money, your game will suffer.

If I were to diagnose the disease of my own game lately, I would say that I have developed chronic little-game obsession, combined with -- or maybe even caused by -- too much focus on the money. By allowing myself to become to preoccupied with the little game, I am often asking myself, "What can I do to win THIS pot?" That's not necessarily a bad question to ponder every now and then, but the problem for me lately is that I am asking myself that question every single hand. I am neglecting what Caro said about money saved being just as good as money won. "Screw saving, I want to win!" (Which is why I'm not lately.) That is leading to far too many bluffs and way too many chases, coupled with disregard for the foundations of the big game.

But the temptation is certainly there, and that's probably what makes a simple game like poker so difficult to master. Big wins generally come from making high-risk plays. Certainly, there are situations that dictate making the high-risk play. However, if you are constantly chasing the big reward, all of that added risk will eventually catch up to you. When you decide to dance in a minefield, you shouldn't be surprised when your leg gets blown off. You should only be surprised if you are able to do it successfully for an extended period of time.

As for the secondary symptom, or perhaps causal agent, I find myself far too concerned with the money involved. Instead of maintaining focus on what I need to do to be a better player, I am looking for the next big score, and it should be obvious to see how that can lead one's game out of balance toward the little game side.

Poker is just like any other sport in the sense that, once you become obsessed with the trophy you might win, it can easily slip from your grasp. When you start thinking about that trophy -- how shiny it is, where to put it in your home, the recognition you will get from your friends for winning it -- you take your mind off the game and off the fundamentals that would have won you the trophy.

We have all had it happen to us. You are playing a tournament and at some point you realize you are the chip leader. You start celebrating prematurely, looking at the prize payouts and thinking about how you are going to spend that money, what you are going to say to your wife when you win, etc. The next thing you know, you've busted out on the bubble, or perhaps just barely in the money, your hopes of a big payday suddenly gone. What happened? You started concentrating on the trophy and took your mind off the game. Or maybe you started playing differently from the style that got you the chip lead in an effort to "protect" your lead. Or maybe you got reckless, figuring you could afford it. Whatever it was, it all boils down to the fact that you embraced your success before you had it, and then you didn't have it anymore.

And just like that, I've seemingly answered every question in the poker universe. But then again, just like the title says and my actions of late have shown, I'm stupid, so what the hell do I know? You'd be better off reading the articles that follow.

Poker Headlines - Wednesday, April 5


Poker players fight online gambling ban - San Francisco Chronicle

Legislation could affect the online poker industry - CardPlayer.com

In poker showdown, star dares Congress to fold - The Star-Ledger

Poker Fans Push Online Gambling - PC World via Yahoo! News

World Poker Exchange Goes Rake Free - CardPlayer.com

There's more to televised poker, so be careful what you learn - Detroit News

Poker Stars Passes 5,000,000 Online Poker Members - OnlineCasino.org

Poker Whispers - PokerNews.com

eCOGRA Approves More Online Poker Rooms - Bluff Magazine

Poker Tour, Casino Hope To Grow Together - GamblingMagazine.com
Glu Mobile Announces Two World Series of Poker(R) Mobile Products - Business Wire via Yahoo! Finance

Poker Syndicate Announced Today the Appointment of Vincent 'Vinny Nap' Napolitano as Spokesperson - PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance

PartyPoker.com Selects Poker Academy Texas Holdem Software to Help Train Its Players to Improve Their Game - PR Web via Yahoo! News

MonkeyBet.com, a Leading Online Poker, Sports Betting and Online Casino Gambling Destination is Making a Move into Las Vegas - PR Web via Yahoo! News

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Damn you, Danny!

I know some of you have been waiting, as I have, for the release of Daniel Negreanu's PS2 "Stacked" video game. Well, it looks like we're going to have to wait even longer.

I remember when they said it was going to be released before this past Christmas, and I thought that might be a nice little something to slip into my stocking. But then the release date got moved to Feb. 28, then got moved to the first week of March. All though March, I kept looking for it, to no avail.

Finally, today I couldn't stand it anymore and got online to see when it is coming out. The release date is now May 2. Geez, this reminds me of waiting for "Fable" to be released. But that's just the way it is with video games.

I wish I had a job where someone would ask me for something and I would tell them it will be ready in two weeks, then, when they came back two weeks later, I could tell them to check back again in six months.

Oh wait, I guess I did have one of those jobs at one time. It was called "web design."

Speaking of Daniel Negreanu, the boy seemingly dispelled those nasty rumors about his sexual preference when he got married last year. But then he went and wrote this in his blog last week:
"Lori and I decided to watch a movie and we played our little game. She picks five movies she wants to watch and I do the same. Then we take turns crossing out movies that we don't want to see from each other's list.

"It came down to The Chronicles of Narnia or Brokeback Mountain. I won the coin toss, so we ended up with Brokeback Mountain."

It doesn't help matters much that the title of this particular post was "A Tough One to Swallow."

I'm just giving Kid Poker a hard time. He does put together a fine blog. His posts give you a good mixture of how he interprets his play in tournaments and an inside look at the life of one of poker's most well-known pros. Definitely worth a read.

On a completely different subject, the NCAA wrapped up last night and now it's time for me to say four words I've been holding back for some time: "Big East, my ass."

And, with that, I lead directly into today's poker news:

Poker Headlines - Tuesday, April 4


Safer Online Poker Play From Latest eCOGRA Certifications - CNW Group via Yahoo! Finance

Revolution in Online Poker - PR Web via Yahoo! News

Bombshell Poker Girls Are Coming Into Your Home! - PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance

PokerProphet.com to Provide Web-based Poker Strategy Videos - PR Web

Review: World Poker Tour - Stuff

The Normandie Casino in Los Angeles goes to Las Vegas for the 2006 World Poker Tour - PR Web

$2.6 Million Poker Room to Open at The Venetian - Rolling Good Times

CryptoLogic Releases Poker Software - Rolling Good Times

Titan Poker Club Offers New Promo - Rolling Good Times